Skip the exit interview when you leave your job

Reminder HR is not your friend. It'll ask you to do things that won't necessarily benefit you.

Specially sensible excerpt of the text:

If you have suggestions on how things should work differently at the company, the time to tell your boss is while you work there. If they can’t bring themselves to act on it during your tenure, telling them at the exit interview isn’t going to do any good.

No is a complete sentence

Have people really never left a job for non-acrimonious reasons?