Who wins?

Captain Jackson: I recognize that Starfleet has made a decision, but given that's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

The entire Photoshop budget was spent on the middle cell.

I can't decide who would win - the OG muthafucker or the one who is so far past and tired of muthafuckering. Either way, today is a good day to stare at people!🧿

im definetly not winning

There are a couple things that could stymie Captain Jackson. Is there a hungry shark on the bridge? Where is Captain Marvel's cat?

O shit! Escape pods!

the ultimate stare-down