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Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.

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  • From my (fortunately) brief experience in software consulting, I can confirm that is an important unwritten rule of the job. It doesn't matter what exactly you sell to customers, as long as they are willing to buy it and come back. It explains why a lot of software is dogshit.

    • "I can't produce anything, so I'll take money away from other people doing business" ~consultants

  • I think it was Last Week Tonight that covered Mckinsey's consultation history and, shocker, they almost always recommend increases to executive compensation.

  • The real skill isn't the advice - it's convincing executives that contradicting your previous $100M recommendation somehow validates hiring you again.

    🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

  • Insane how quickly the HBO brand went from penthouse to basement.

  • To be fair, every single one of those changes was probably done by an intern and approved by a boss that didn't read it, but thought because the intern was young they had the "pulse of what's cool" in their hands. Also, we don't know know if what was done was the actual advice given. That would be a great game though, "guess who came up with that idea."

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