Nearly all of Utah is in drought. Governor Cox asks Utahns to pray and fast for rain.
Gov. Spencer Cox has asked Utahns, again, to join him in a "Day of Prayer and Fasting for Rain" as nearly all of Utah experiences drought conditions.
Yeah, because your magic sky wizard, who apparently can see and knows everything, had no idea that you were in a drought and needs you to cast a magic spell for rain. Or whatever the fuck.
Pray to Heavenly Father as you clutch your Magic Underwear^TM at your local temple. Seriously though, Mormonism sounds like the pyramid scheme of the Christian faiths. You die and become the god of a new planet where you then have to recruit convert those who live there to worship you so they too can become gods? I'd be laughing if only the Latter Day Saints organization didn't have so many financial holdings all over the world.
Sorry, not gonna happen. Your job is to take climate change seriously.
-God
Well Trump is now in charge of those weather making machine, why not just call him up.
Sorry, no! God has a plan, and the plan clearly is... NO WATER FOR YOU!!! Duh!
He might be on to something. You don't eat, you don't shit. You don't shit, you don't flush and therefore you save water.
Maybe don’t live in a desert. Idiots.
Or pray for higher intelligence. Idiots.
Settled in an arid area with a giant salty lake because some murderous nut case said ot wss a good idea, then you gotta ask a god to make it rain where it usually doesn’t want to in the first place?
Sounds like he should invest in long term infrastructure that supports life and nature; rather than being a parasite
Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh
Theocratic, Constitution-hating pieces of shit should be removed from office. That behavior is absolutely unacceptable.
they might want to ask god where the staff of moses is.
So he's asking his constituents to die in one more day.
Let's know when the bodies hit the floors.
Honestly, after a big enough percentage of the kidnappers in my city are from Utah, I hope whatever hell is coming their way really sucks.
