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- The unhinged child soldier rearing knife assassin definitely fucking qualifies.
  
  The lightsaber is not a "knife".
- 'I can quit blue milk any time I like' - Stormtrooper Lewis.
  Anyone else ever listen to the Stormtrooper Bob audio plays?
  
  That scene and that cute penguin that doesn’t want to be eaten scene felt like some sort of vegan subliminal messaging
- The Dude buy it just for the White Russian.
  Pretty sure in 2025 he would use soy-milk 😁
  
  He's drinking half and half
  
  vodka and milk is not a valid recipe for a white russian. idk what the hell the dude thinks he's drinking but it's definitely not that.
- Leon was a bad man that did a good thing, don't confuse the two.
  
  Were we talking about psychopaths, or bad ppl?
- So, you're telling me heroes drink milk? Ok, I'm onboard.
  
  only one of these could be called a hero.
  leon is at BEST a very dark shade of morally gray as a former child soldier who was raised to be a hitman by the mob.
  and the dude is just the dude. he just wanted his damn rug back.

I've always thought the trope was based on the idea of stunted development. Kids are heavily encouraged to drink milk, so films making a point of adults drinking it are indicating that there's some part of growing up that they've missed.
- TV Tropes has you covered for all your beverage based characterization needs: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrinkBasedCharacterization
- …….. Homelander
- It's also not made for adults, it's literally baby food for mamals.
  While some parts of the world have been drinking it out of necessity to survive (in colder climate) most of the world haven't developed a lactose tolerancy.
  Adult milk drinkers are indeed freaks.
  
  Now I'm gonna drink even MORE milk today. Mwahahaaa! MWAHAHAHAHA!
  
  Well it's not like plants are made for us to eat but we still eat them
  
  Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols' fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk
- You sound like a high school English teacher.
  
  You sound like a high school student

Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
- Now you're getting it!!
- This segment is sponsored by Eastern Europe™
  
  We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho
- I think that's foe anti-heroes
  
  You mean faux?
- This but unironically

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

Also Homelander.
- ew.
- And Misfits.

You live a joyless existence if you avoid milk and cookies.
- Bruh why are you dragging cookies into this, you don't need milk to enjoy cookies.
  
  "You don't need chocolate with your peanut butter. Or peanut butter with your jelly. Just have a jelly sandwich." That's what you sound like.
- Milk is for babies and calves. I don't see other adult animals sucking titty milk
  
  I don't see orher adult animals sitting in front of a screen and paying taxes either
  
  Idk I see a lot of grown men and women sucking on titties.
  
  😉
  
  The appeal to nature fallacy is fun, but once people realize it is one (only for things they don't want to hear of course), let's add something not based on a fallacy:
  Dairy is Scary.
  
  Be honest, do you look for such activity?

Some people are just so lactose intolerant smh
- Can't we have some tolerance in this world smdh
- git gud intolerants
- No, cheese and yogurt are cool.
- Most of the world is lactose intolerance.
  Only colder climates have been drinking it out of necessity and have developed tolerance.
  https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Lactose-intolerance-worldwide-of-total-population_fig1_356534690
- There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven't figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet
  
  You forgot the third - those ~~of us~~ who are lactose intolerant and ignore it

Is a hit of calcium and vitamin d when needed tho
I’d see smoking a cigar in a non smoking section and blowing it in someone’s face as more a telling sign of evil arrogance.
- so is smoking outside. fuck smokers.
  
  I don't even smoke, but fuck you.
  
  Don't fornicate the smokers.
  That's exactly why they smoke.
  They expect you to inhale their exhaled dirt and then go and fornicate them.
  
  Where would one smoke? Should one instead permanently smoke damage the homes for the British aesthetic? Why not smoke outside where nature helps to cleanse and utilize proactively.
  Does less damage than a car on a 5 minute trip, but that's only the rest of the modern world. It benefits the slothful.
  
  Smoking outdoors pollutes just as much as the shitty opinions leaking from your brain.
  
  Drink your nutrition, that is specifically for young mammals and STFU cry baby.

Ok I recognise the last two movies… but what are the first two? 🤔🤔
- Top right is Inglorious Basterds. Not sure about top left.
  
  Top left is Get Out. Pretty decent thriller

- you will call her!
- I literally hide my eyes and gag laugh pretty much every time these guys are on screen. My husband thinks its hysterical because I find them to be hilarious but they make my stomach wretch.
  
  My uncle described to me in great detail about a nightmare he had of that trio after watching a few episodes they were in lol
- McPoyles aren't evil, they're true chaotic neutral.
- what is this
  
  Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.
  
  The McPoyles in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  This clip is mcpoyal milk perfection, including using milk to dress a stab wound https://youtu.be/W5liIhpkpkA
- Beat me to the Mcpoyles

Neither Homeländer nor McPoyle are represented. This is far from definitive.

I don't know what's funnier about this comment section... The people who seem to absolutely despise milk, or the big milk shills downvoting them all into oblivion.
- "Big milk shills" aka normal people who happen to lime milk...
  
  Lime milk is where i draw the line. Gtfo here with that abomination of dairy
  
  normal people
  Drinking cows milk is normalized for most people, yes. But normal is a strange word for artificially inseminating another species, getting them pregnant, killing their baby, stealing their mothers milk then killing her way before she gets old. When you could just blend some oats.

Why btw ? I love milk
- Probably something about moms tit or the lack of it.
- poor cows
  
  Who said anything about cows 😏
- Angry vegans saying angry vegan things basically.
  
  But what about the tons of yeast that they are abusing to make beer and stuff?
  Oh right, they don't have a central nervous system so they don't count?
  Pretty Xenophobic, I'd say.

What if someone is drinking chocolate milk? Where are they on the evil scale?
- Choccy milk is what the good guys drink!

Leon The Professional drank milk and he was good from what I recall, minus the whole being a hired killer…
- minus the whole being a hired killer
  Tiny little detail
- "No women, no kids" is good enough for me.
  
  Not to forget, he managed to get a little girl off the reigns of Big Tobacco

I grew up with milk being the main dinnertime beverage, and I still drink it quite a bit. My step-son's gf clearly did not, and clearly thinks it's strange, but tries to be polite about it. She's asked me if milk is my favorite drink, if I feel like milk goes with most food, and a number of related questions. I think in her family, milk is something some people put in coffee.
- I've had similar childhood experiences with milk, and as an adult I find it goes so well to wash down basically any carb
  
  I don't see how people physically eat cookies without a glass of milk.
  
  Milk and coffee cake. Incredible. I know it's for pairing with coffee, but still.
  Granted, I usually reach or oat/almond milk these days.
- I don't and likely never will understand people thinking it's strange.
  
  I love the stuff, but the entire process and industry of how it comes to be is objectively strange and fucked up.
  
  I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn't really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I'll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea
  
  A glass of milk with lunch or dinner? Yeah, that's strange AF. Milk is for cereal and to put in my coffee. Nothing else. I use soy milk for both.
  
  You'll get there. It probably makes you farty already and you haven't just connected the dots. Basically every adult human will develop more and more lactose intolerance as they age.

I drink milk, can confirm, am evil.
- Proof! Science has spoken

counterpoint: santa claus
- Counter-counterpoint, Mengele.

https://media.tenor.com/QkwK0nn4r6kAAAAM/mcpoyles-mcpoyle.gif

Moloko Plus is much more than milk.

What movie is top left?
- For others who might not know the movies:
  Get Out
  Inglourious Basterds
  No Country For Old Men
  A Clockwork Orange
  
  Get Out

I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.
- Delicious though
  
  And easily justified on keto. Recipe for disaster.

I recognize the bottom two, but not the top two.
- Top left is Get Out
  
  Haven't seen it, so that makes sense.
- Top right is Inglorious Bastard
  
  Now I recognize it. Thanks!
  May I compliment your cows and daughters! This is actually one of the most frightening scenes from any film I've seen. Masterful performance.

My kids ranked me as neutral good; you can tear my cafe con leche from my cold dead hands, but never drank milk on it's own. It's a fantastic ingredient though.
- cafe con leche fromT my cold dead hands
  Another fan of iced coffee too, eh? Pro tip: no need to die if your hands are already cold!

So, I was an evil psychopath since I was young. Thanks. I'm proud of myself.

My mom's boyfriend's house is clockwork orange themed... I don't really talk to that side of the family anymore.
- 😶
  
  Oh I could say worse but I think that little tidbit gives you a general vibe.

Clearly Cows have finally infiltrated our media, this is unmistakably a Bovine Psyop Astroturfing Operation.
I for one welcome their utter dominance.
- You could have written UDDER!
  
  Look, I want you to know that I realize the mistake I made now and I am sorry
- They're onto us...

Dated a mixed girl in college about the time "Get out" came out. We saw it in theaters, and on the way out she asked me "what is it with white people eating cereal without milk?" And for some reason both this statement and her's are both valid. I say this as a white guy who loves both milk, and eating cereal like snack crisps.
- During breaks after lunch, my office coworkers all grab small bowls of cereal from the break room and just eat it dry.
  I thought it was weird at first but the more I think about it, it shouldn't be. It's pretty much sugary snacks.
  
  Honestly, if you can define the cereal you eat as "sugary snack", get better cereal.
  
  Yes!
  Normalize eating cereal without it being made soggy!
  _(also check out my kit pics! She's giving adorable!)

Can confirm, as far as I know, I am at least a bit psychopathic and I love a good glass of milk

I don’t think that. I thinks big milk industry shaping a new narrative to make milk “cool-ish”

Do I get to be depraved and evil if I drink plant milk? I haven't had a glass lately, but that actually sounds refreshing.
- …only if it comes from plant boobs…
  \ (I think you’re stuck being a good person)
- No

There's this FBI dude in Poker Face who also drinks milk a lot and at some point he just chugs a cup of half and half at a coffee machine.

I love the non-threatening rebranding the dairy industry placed upon it, instead of calling it what it is...tit juice.
- Pretty sure the word milk predates "brands" and "industry" by a few thousand years.
  
  ☝️ Found the guy who is not fun at parties.

Are you a baby cow? Then it's fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.
- Milk bad Cheese good
  /s
  
  This but unironically
- no, it's not. it's very common.

Idiots drink milk.
How many times do you see a predator sucking milk from a prey's teat?
- WATCH OUT EVERYONE WE'VE GOT A CERTIFIED ALPHA SMEGMA OVER HERE.

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