It is 2023, Please stop blowing into Nintendo Consoles
It is 2023, Please stop blowing into Nintendo Consoles
The 80's and 90's are long gone, you need to treat the Switch with some respect
I really can't believe folks are doing this on electronics that aren't sealed 😂
Don't tell me how to live my life. You're not my real dad!
25Mine will be back with the milk any day now. It has only taken 20 years.
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It worked 30 years ago, it'll work today. Now, where's my cane?
23Air keeps escaping mine, so I keep trying to blow it back in...
20My game card slot is not allowed to drop below 2 atm of air pressure 😠
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Tangential story. About 7 years back I had a Saturn SC2. One day the warning lights and speedometer etc went all wonky. Car wouldn't start etc. Mechanic said it's likely the computer needs to be replaced.
Fast forward to me figuring out where it was located. I removed it, blew out the connection with just my mouth as I didn't have compressed air to use, and put it back. Worked perfectly after that until my shifting forks cracked several years later and I had to junk the car. Man I loved that car. Good ol' Phoebe (a moon of Saturn and what I named my car)
11Maybe you actually have a superpower to fix anything just by blowing on it but you have only ever tried it with that.
7That was like a 500 dollar breath of air, that's awesome.
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No I don't think I will
10Plaintive ominous violin intensifies
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The correct answer is compressed air! Breath brings moisture, and compressed air blows the dust out much more efficiently!
9Look, what I do when I'm short on cash, but want a new console is my own damn business, so just-- OH!!!! Blow INTO their consoles. Never mind.
4Gotta blow on the carts to perform better
4What should we blow instead?
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The real trick is to lick your cartridges before inserting them, helps the bits slide through more smoothly.
3You can't tell me who or what I can or can not blow. In fact, I'm going to blow into my switch right now just to spite you!
3You mean I can't get the dust out of the Wii U disk drive that way?
3People to this day blow in their cartridges so…^^ But the don’t insert cotton tips is probably good advice.
3Isopropyl alcohol (99% is the good stuff), maybe 2-4 cotton swabs, air dry. Dip swab, rub contacts softly, flip sides of cart, rub, cycle swab, repeat. I had no idea for so many years I was actually damaging the cartridges by blowing into them which just put hot air and moisture on dust. If you have any Switch cartridges or older, and haven't done a proper cleaning, it's amazing how shiny and vibrant the contacts will end up looking, along with the cartridge working more stably.
2Yeah well, I will still blow into my NES games, no matter how many youtube videos and articles try to tell me that it's bad. It works and I've never had any ill effects and I've been doing it since the 80s.
2Yeah, you blew into the cartridge, not the NES itself.
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Twenty bucks is twenty bucks
2Why would you put a cotton bud in?!
Blowing into it now… yeah I’ve done that 😂😂
2Does the nintendo logo ever look fucked up on the switch? No, then why even blow into it? It's like an SD card slot and no one blows into these.
1Stuff like this is why they put a special coating on switch cartridges to make them taste disgusting, so kids don't eat them lol
1I don't think there's anyone doing this.
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