5d ago

A very curious situation indeed

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First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn't have to be all bad.

I've seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like
- I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my "ass hole"
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague

Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That's genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I'm compelled to do it every single time.
- Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home

Im always that guy but i would go to some kind of official or something so they csn investigate it because thats some freaky shit. Also to not ruin the whole fucking ecosystem of earth id guess theres a range on it? Thats what i would try to figure out so i can keep em out. Of course if i dont act in time and/or fail to accomplish my mission to keep em out of my ass i would just violently fucking kill myself. Its not worth it to live with fucking bugs in your ass.
- Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn't survive long anyway.

who needs insects up their assholes i got fucking mosquitoes trying to kill me just here

Open wide
- Damn, I just responded to a comment with the exact same thing. Great minds I guess

Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.
Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.
Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they'll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.
In other news, I'm considering a new horror short.
- A great deal of what we'd call insects outside of the scientific community are so small you can either barely see them or can't see them at all unaided. The larger bugs would be getting sloppy seconds.