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Godric @lemmy.world

11h ago

Vitamins are good but idk....

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There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
- I think in the future, you should use the version with "my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it."
  It's a better punchline imo.
  
  What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!

There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it
- Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
  
  Smell it ... if you dare.

This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
- Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
- Accident and emergency people?
  
  I think it is accident and emergency wards

It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.

I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
- it might be that it wasn't used for eating

Give it a nibble. You might like it.

No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫

Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...

I don't think that's for eating

Nobody.

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