Orcas Pummel Boat After Crew Tries To Deter Them With Heavy Metal Music
Orcas Pummel Boat After Crew Tries To Deter Them With Heavy Metal Music
Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
I'm glad orcas have finally had enough of our shit.
138ReplyI’m firmly Team Orca.
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I am wholly and unironically on the orcas' side here.
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I'm just worried that people will start shooting them. Otherwise I agree.
35Reply2nd amendment rights for orcas. Strap some 50cal machine guns, waterproofed, to their heads Dr Evil style.
21ReplyThey should be safe. Richard Harris has been dead for a while.
2ReplyI'm more worried orcas will start shooting us.
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The orcas thought the humans wanted to start a mosh pit.
66ReplyThey were just head banging.
Probably should have used new-country.
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boat not designed to moshpit with whales....
41ReplyWe need to design one, moshing with orcas sounds metal as fuck
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Who can Metallica sue for this?
24ReplyIn retrospect, they may not have appreciated the thematics of Blood and Thunder.
23ReplyGojira would have been a much better option...
15ReplyNOW I CAN SEE THE WHAAAAAALES
9ReplyWhale noises intesify
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I knew exactly what I was getting into here and you didn’t disappoint. Damn I miss their show.
4ReplyIf you haven't seen it, "If The Emperor had a Text to Speech" very much reminded me of the irreverent tone of Metalopalypse
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Making the Orcas feel like Doom guy when the music kicks in will surely stop them.
19ReplyPLAY SOME SLAYER!
17Reply 10ReplyThis took a minute since you left the text blank in your url formatting but I was able to find your link.
It was worth the hassle 🤣
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6c926a80-0023-45e7-bb20-40dda3e2906a.jpeg
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Of course not, do they not play Doom? It makes orcas 100% more metal.
15ReplyHeadbanging music backfires on sail powered mosh pit.
Film at 11.
PS: ... keep the whales at bay? I sea what you did, marine biopunologist.
15ReplyYou mean like Bay Area trash metal? Metallica, Slayer, Death Angel?
1ReplyAs well as a bay being a body of water where whales can be.
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This could make a great Metalocalypse episode.
13ReplyAre there any videos of this happening? Any videos at all?
11ReplyMandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name
10ReplyIs one of reasons that orcas love to mosh?
6ReplyThere's whole lot of genres of music to shuffle through before we may find the genre that drives away orcas. Maybe there's no genre of music that drives away orcas. You know how people say of ethnic groups they don't belong to that y'all look alike to us? Maybe all human music sounds alike to orcas.
5ReplyWe should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.
10ReplyYou'd be surprised at some of the sleeper hits. It's inherent in all genres that one composition will just blow your mind.
...or maybe I just like polka and avoid the weird looks by only having one song on the ipod. Maybe.
4Replyor ska
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Dubstep might do it.
4ReplyLet's try EDM. Two sounds pulsating and occasionally woman's voice saying "orca" will bore anyone to death.
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Get this Winger shit outta here.
3ReplyThe whales just started moshing out and they're surprised? 🤷🏻♂️
1ReplyIt doesn't have to be like this killer whales ~Car Seats Head Rest 2014
1ReplyPretty good playlist (Spotify link) to be fair.
-1ReplySeriously, heavy metal... What these orcas do to deserve that?
-2ReplyEveryone deserves heavy metal music!
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Yeah, let's start an orca mosh pit. That'll fix 'em!
-2ReplyThey aren't "pummeling boats", they're headbanging ffs
-2ReplyAnd they're dragging the boat into a mosh pit
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A half stick of dynamite or a few M80s would drive them off. However customs could be difficult with explosives on board.
Personally I think a about 110volts at 2200ohms should do the trick, just put a few electrodes in the water near your rudder and turn up the juice. Should be pretty easy to conceal from customs. Blackfish will learn quick to avoid the zappy boat…
-51Reply"Bro I'd totally beat the shit out of an orca."
39ReplyAre you saying a half stick of dynamite or 2000 volts of electricity next to an Orca’s head won’t run them off or stop them?
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This is why the orcas are attacking us. And we clearly deserve it.
28ReplyPerhaps but if they endanger the safety of a vessel with people aboard then it’s time to light off some explosives or fill the water with electricity.
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Man you're so cool
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