Seriously, you're probably dehydrated

Fact time: 75% of Americans AND Europeans are considered chronically dehydrated.

It's posted in the wrong place then

Dude, I just got up and chugged my wakeup-half litre. What am I supposed to take a break off to drink water, drinking water?

Thank you for caring for me, but I'm already hydrated

Can't. Brushing teeth rn

Currently drunk on bourbon street in NOLA, hooked up like 5 times, and just finished 2 of something called a swamp juice and another thing called a hand grenade... I definitely need water

Americans religiously drinking water like it's the cure and answer to death