"You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow." - Lloyd Christmas
"You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow." - Lloyd Christmas
TOS s3e14 "Whom Gods Destroy"
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To paraphrase a German comedian (I’m not even sure who said it).
Women, if you want a man, don’t be subtle. Stop with the playing with your hair and the dreamy looks. Men are stupid. They don’t pick up on that. If you want him, go to him, and say “You, me, sex!”
(Slightly adapted to fit the medium text better.)
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Them: I think she's into you
Me: then why does she only reply with 1 word responses and walked away twice
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Is she into me, or is she just being weird? Because usually when women do this to me, they're being weird. But I've heard this is what they do when they're into a guy. So I don't know, but probably not.
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I hate that this is framed as men being stupid when in reality if a man is ignoring a hint it's because he'd rather be wrong about it not being a hint than wrong about it being a hint and make an unwanted advance.
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One time at a bar...
Friend: "I think she likes you..."
Me: "Nobody likes me. That's like... my whole deal."
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I always made the joke that a girl could reach her hand down the front of my pants at the bar and I wouldn't pick up on those signals.
Until the time a girl actually did reach her hand down my pants a bar and when I tried to act on it I was called a creep.
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How did I got recognize Batgirl when I saw this as a kid?
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"Nope. I don't gamble. Never."
"I bet I can get you gambling by the end of the day."
"You know what... You're on!"
"Ha! I'm gonna get you. I don't know how yet, but I will!"
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What if I give to 2-1 odds? 5-1? 10-1?
You're on!
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