Bad news only
Bad news only
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The good news: He can park wherever he wants.
The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.
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Lol I came to the comments about to make a "Assigned Cop At Birth" joke
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Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?
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It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.
ACAB
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Oh god, he's gonna be a diplomat?? 😭
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Oh, it's a "he's handicapped" joke. Didn't get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn't even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.
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what is this type of meme called? need more of them.
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Depends? The stock photo format is "you don't surf", but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don't remember off the top of my head.
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A bit 🤏 dank
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...as long as it's at a cemetery.
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The bad news; your son has cancer.
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Or a few chromosomes too much
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Except for those stupid “mothers with child” spots at the grocery store
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