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leap123 @lemmy.world

2y ago

lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

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In germany we have a saying "der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen", which roughly translates to "may lighting strike you while you're on the shitter".
- That's a very original way to wish for someone's demise.
- Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying
  
  Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.
  
  You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it's widely known.
  
  Austrian here. I also know that one.

A regular shitstorm.
- Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!

How does something like that even happen
- Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.
  
  The text is referencing the toilet, so at least there could be something connected there.
  这不马桶- this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do.
- Sideways clouds cause sideways thunder.
  
  What does it do to lightning?
- Physics 'n stuff
- The lightning happened in Singapore and no, it didn’t hit the toilet.
  Edit: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/lightning-bolt-strikes-hdb-block-queenstown-strathmore-safety-2649961
  
  Thanks for the real info friend
  Also very interesting about the rolling sphere method, never knew that was a thing
- Well... it doesn't. This is clearly mega fake.
- The unholy chipotle order

Holy shit 😯
- It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.
- Thy shit was holy indeed.

I suspect shenanigans. Possibly someone detonated something in the dunny, resulting in the marks seen.

Zeus fucking a toilet

Someone took an ungodly shit.

Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?
- Because video game toilets were inspired by real life toilets
  
  Are you sure real life toilets weren't inspired by video game toileta?

My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.
这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?
- The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”
  
  That makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.
- Not linked.
  https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/lightning-bolt-strikes-hdb-block-queenstown-strathmore-safety-2649961

Whatever lightning wants...
- Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.

too much iron in their diet obvs

Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died
- They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli

Shitters clogged. — lightning.

I refuse to believe that, that exact lightning was captured

i bet those were two different storms

That's what they get for having carpet in a bathroom
Edit: wait that's not carpet that's poopie water

*cue Ride The Lightning solo

Bathroom next to a window?
- Isn't this like a requirement in most places with any sort of building code?
  
  In apartment buildings you can have an extractor, not necessarily next to a window, at least where I'm from.

Zeus just really had to shit and that was the nearest available toilet. He literally eats thunder and craps lightning.

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