Riker: Target Aquired

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I just want to know who I Starfleet HR thinks having the first officer of the flagship have his ex for a counselor is okay.
- No other terapist wants to deal with the BS that goes on the Enterprise. Remember no one is actually required to work, so the leverage to force an assignment is not that great.
  
  I can’t imagine that people want to bus tables or work as retail baristas. I call bullshit on the “don’t have to work” bit.
  Now… being paid to work is another story.
- And having him try to fuck every living being that goes through ten forward.
  Like brah, lay off the ensigns, you're abusing your power.
  
  Nah, having relations is not abusing power. Abusing power requires some alterior instigation or dangling of privilege. Simply being the FO and having human need for relationship does not make an abuse of power.
- Yes, that hierarchical combination would be much better
Riker strikes me as a Class 8 probe type of guy. He doesn't need the taper of the lower class probes but the girth of a Class 9 is a bit too much for him.
- For exploring black holes, you probably want a class 1 or 2 probe. Without that flared ring, the probe may get pulled into the anomaly, then you’ll have a bugger of a time getting it back out.
  
  Imagine showing up to sickbay asking for help.
  "Doc get the medical tractor beam out. I've got a doozy of a sitch for you."
- Class 6 is ribbed. Could be fun...
- Why are there probes shaped like sarcophagi?
  
  IIRC, they often use the same casing as for torpedoes (which Star Fleet does also use as coffins)
Male G spot is something amazing. Drop the gay stereotypes and get up in there. Will change your life.
- It's not my homophobia. It's my coprophobia.
- Oh yeah it works...it works like a charm.
- I have to wholly disagree. Every time I or anyone else messes with my P spot, it's incredibly uncomfortable. It's like saying good oral has to squeeze your uvula. It's a ridiculous standard not applicable to many and presumptive in how others respond to extreme stimulation.
  
  It's not for everyone, that's for sure.
I think I've been on the internet too long .... because I was both really worried and aroused to see what Deanna's last panel was going to say
- lol!!!
Meanwhile Picard's out standing in a circle with two other himselves, all generating a static warp shell together.
So… question.
Is she telling him to book an appoint for therapy, or does she do the dominatrix thing on the side?
Cuz like…. I can’t imagine she’s not booked up, for either. What with how much time she spends on the bridge.
- She's telepathic. You cannot convince me otherwise that a telepath would be anything but a kink master, since they'd have to deal with everyone's fucked up side regardless of how open they were about it.
  
  the PTSD would have to be through the rough.

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