Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese.

Now this is a truly high quality showerthought. I think we're finally getting somewhere with this whole Lemmy thing.

Let's be frank, how many bong rips do you have before coming to this conclusion?

Oh it goes deeper than this -

Baby's are made of materials floating around in their gestational parent's blood. And guess what breastmilk is made of..... It's made of blood. Your body literally takes your blood and turns it into milk.

So until they start eating food, a breastfed baby is made entirely of their mother's blood plus a single sperm.

i don't think you understand what "you are what you eat" actually meant

I'm no doctor but that sounds medically accurate.

This one reminds me of:

• Gummy bears contain gelatin
• In the USA at least, gelatin is derived from bones
• Technically, gummy bears are not boneless

Well, women are born with all the eggs they will develop over the course of their entire life, so in a sense a baby is made up of whatever their maternal grandma was eating during their pregnancy

This is the most shower thought ever thought

I'm gonna chop my baby, and sell to supermarkets!

Does that mean vegans aren’t made of meat, but of vegetables?

*processed cheese...