That really felt like the kind of question someone would ask only if they're lactose intolerant. "Load up on cheese before you go camping so you don't have to poo" is pretty common wisdom.
We remember those we left,
and those who went away.
Taking with us memories,
and in our hearts they'll stay.
Sprog and Schnoodle, ShittyMorph,
the highlights of our days.
They speak to us in spirit,
what words we cannot say.
Fear not, oh wary traveler,
there's one thing you should know.
For out of ashes and the past,
new sprouts begin to grow.
Let others take the mantle,
to raise that burning flame.
Together we can make our own,
and love them all the same.
That’s always been my favorite Reddit novelty account by far. Sad whoever ran it stopped posting a while back. Hope his dad didn’t beat him to death with those jumper cables.