Columbine vibes

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

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Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

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Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.

Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don't want anyone digging that shit up lol

Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.

I know he's said a lot of idiotic shit lately but... seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement

Do we... do we call him Emon now?

What the hell happened to that man?

I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

Mallninja Musk.

Emo Musk

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"

Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?

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Is he talking about fisticuffs? Is he like Steven seagal or something.. looks like a chubby choad

Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.

I hate Facebook but I'm so rooting for Zuckerberg

While you bought and drove electric cars, I studied the blade.

This is genuinely terrifying

I can smell that photograph. Anyone got some oust handy?

I'm actually trembling. I think I peed myself.