Majestic Fortress

Player: I unleash an army of ants at the marshmallow castle.

Might need to focus group the castle design with enemies who don't charge directly at a wall.

Oh yeah? Unless he's princess bubblegum, I'm pretty sure someone else built it.

Problem. If a siege starts, population will eat the walls

Someone's gonna Smore that shit!

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Stack 'em to the heavens!