, I'll tell you what. If yer mum's a cunt then she can't even get out of bed in the morning! Y'all need to stop your fucking with me!" "Y-you're not mad at all mate?" asked my dad as he ran his finger

along her cheekbone and into her chin. He didn´t have time for this nonsense but was determined to see if it would help him look after our little nans future grandad… or so we thought. We were about two minutes from getting ready when Dad finally stopped us by pulling down on one knee whilst holding