2w ago

Since pee is stored in the balls, will I have to start wearing diapers if I get a vasectomy?

I was considering getting the surgery but I don't want to be incontinent.

If so, can I hang out my diapers to dry to save on cost?

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Nah they only do the sperm side of your balls.
- Modern medicine has come so far 🤯
Everyone here is an idiot
Think about it like my favorite analogy I use with my patients.
Your cocknballs are just one of the paths. And so like when one highway has a car accident and traffic backs up, eventually cars will take an alternative route!
You'll pee out your butt!
- So does it just hang out in your intestines until it leaks out or.....
incorrect: only one ball is for piss and the other is sperm; you'll be fine
- Is it the same ball for everyone or do they have to do surgery to find out which is which?
  
  if you're right handed, it's the left ball and if you're left handed, it's the right ball.
- This.
  If there is pee in both your balls then you probably need to go to the hospital
You've got it backwards: After the vasectomy you'll never pee again! No balls => no piss. That's science for ya
- That's excellent news! That'll make me at least 150% more efficient at work, can I ask for a raise?
  
  Sadly after your balls are cut off you'll never get a "raise" again, so I guess it's all about your priorities.

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