Sounds like an effective way to make "feeding the homeless" more palatable to the rich & snooty who would otherwise never go for such. They need their disdain fix, after all...
I've always wanted to start a pretentious restaurant called "the burn barrel" it'd be a fine dining restaurant where all the meat is sourced from street vermin. Rat penis ceviche, poached feral pigeon eggs with seasonal herbs, seagull à l'orange, canal eel meunière, that sort of thing.
You would have thrived as an Ancient Roman chef
Yeah, I was definitely born into the wrong era. They had everything you need in Rome. Excessive wine, check. Weird food, check. Femboys, check.
Don't worry everyone it's subscription based.
I'm volunteering
THE rat. THE. a 300lbs rat eating most leftovers.
OR...
Tell me you're a crust punk without telling me you're a crust punk.
"Send in the rat"