1w ago

Mythological Plot Holes 🧜‍♀️🤔

Everyone’s debating top fish vs. bottom fish mermaids… but nobody’s talking about the left/right mermaid. Imagine trying to swim in circles all day 🐟➡️😂

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What about an inverse centaur? Is it just a horse minotaur, or is the human head replaced by the front half of a horse?
- An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄
- I have a relevant meme!
  
  What about human legs/torso, and horse head?! Or is that just bojack
What about reverse centaur? Shit would just topple over
- Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦‍♂️😂
Maybe Huck Finn was actually an action.
- like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river
- Hawk Tuah is just the spiritual successor (heh succ) to Huck Finn.
  
  I've heard the name, but otherwise I really don't know the connection. I know she is an "influencer," is it the bad influence connection?
How about a reverse siren, temps you by offering to give you blissful ignorance.
- So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?
  
  The rest of my phone: am I a joke to you?
Holes... Top or bottom?
Mermaids... Which hole? To be a top? Or maybe I feel more like a bottom to a mermaid indeed 🤔
- Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary
  
  Hm... I'll keep that in mind when I commit to the deedlet.
left/right would just be a chimaera.
- Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors

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