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ICE Barbie Takes Top Military Official’s D.C. Home—Rent Free

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[S]he claims to fear for her safety.
I mean, good? That’s what happens when you’re an atrocious human being.
- From whom though? Matt Stone and Trey Parker?
  
  I hear small poorly-trained puppies are her nemesis
- Yeah, I don’t see an issue here.
- except it's not true
Huh, I honestly wasn't expecting a third amendment violation from this administration.
- Nah that's only for quartering troops in civilian homes. This bitch did an uno reverse and quartered a civilian in military housing. Totally fine.
  
  It's the exact opposite of what's in the constitution, so prostitution, I think?
  
  The Square Root of the 3rd Amendment
Squatter? I thought the law and order crowd hated those.
- Only when it's a poor
- Relevant public service announcement:
  https://youtu.be/eg3_kUaYFJA
  
  That was the inspiration.
This is pure satire. Most sane & intelligent peoples will understand if they read the previous sentence.
I absolutely do not have any red flag warnings next to my name for behavior that has been determined to be a non cause for alarm and/or any of the same for any issues that are deemed a possible risk for unpredictable and dangerous behavior. Yeah, none of that. What is her address? I really would like to procure this information. Her accessibility should be always present. She is actually a public servant. I have some requests. I also have a special delivery from some dog lovers out there.

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