Sorry pal. new homosexual agenda's in. Everybody's gotta be bi.

I'm pro- turning food into compost. I'd like to help our constituents and anyone who does that.

Do those wolves know where I put the remote? I've looked everywhere

I could get elected to senate probably, if I was willing to spend fifteen years doing local and state office first. Ain't nobody got that kind of time I got hospital bills

I have this little glass condenser tube that is a pain in the ass to clean. I have not thought about getting an ultrasonic cleaner. Do your pipes lay horizontally in your ultrasonic cleaner or stand vertically?

when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn't eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn't get any. it was hilarious to watch.

Go back in time and sit on a fish

yes. I do it regularly.

I thought whoever did this shop was pretty funny

needs more puppies and rainbows

ego

I like your DM

I had a really surprising duck confetti the other day

Yeah, that's what the sign's telling you. Glad we all can read.

My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.

bees

I too welcome our Moleman overlords.

tagging you as self-proclaimed voice of the working class

maybe instead of talking go and start a petition. get off your ass and do something

I'm not replacing my freezer storage to stick it to PG&E