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2y ago

It's all in the trim

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What about beards?
- I refuse to acknowledge shaven Riker. Bearded Riker is the only truth
- No beard: Unsteady child
  With beard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- With beard: Stalwart ship's Captain
  Without beard: Al Gore (before beard)
- That is a great chin! If you have a great chin, let it be free!

Not a leader with hair? I'll have you know he was de facto emperor of Rome!
- This must be that Biggus Dickus chap I've heard so much about
  
  Threwimtodaflor!
  
  Weleathe Wiker!
- Well that was a wig. So technically...

Worf, Troi and Dr Crusher were all growing it out. Gotta go thru the weird bob phase first.

Tossing around terms like "pansy" and "milf," implying somehow that someone shouldn't be taken seriously as a woman because of their haircut. Nah, this sucks.
- Eh, lazy/outmoded normativity can be a source of humor, be it self-aware or in earnest.
  
  Sounds like a post hoc justification.

The 80s were a hell of a drug.

Gorde with hair looks like EAZY-E in space.
- Who looks like EAZY-E?
  
  Sorry, "Geordi"

What the 80s did to some motherfuckers

As a bald man, I support this.

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