11 mo. ago • 94%

It's all in the trim

44 comments

What about beards?

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  Bro, Shinzon was Nemesis. Riker lost the beard in Insurrection.
  
  And you complain, but that super hot Trill Ops officer seemed to like it.
  
  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_T2Wc_XsAE5ZVf.jpg
  
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  but the worst part is the lack of beard, not the Shinzon stuff
  
  I mean...
  
  By the way, were the Remans all left to die when Romulus and Remus were destroyed? Because they never got mentioned again.
  
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  His beard refused to be a part of the movie.
  
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  He was motivated by that planet (from Insurrection, not Nemesis) making everyone feel younger. It made sense to me.
  
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  Anything without the beard is bad.
  
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- I refuse to acknowledge shaven Riker. Bearded Riker is the only truth
  
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- No beard: Unsteady child
  
  With beard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  
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- With beard: Stalwart ship's Captain
  
  Without beard: Al Gore (before beard)
  
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- That is a great chin! If you have a great chin, let it be free!
  
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Not a leader with hair? I'll have you know he was de facto emperor of Rome!

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- This must be that Biggus Dickus chap I've heard so much about
  
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  Threwimtodaflor!
  
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  Weleathe Wiker!
  
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- Well that was a wig. So technically...
  
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Worf, Troi and Dr Crusher were all growing it out. Gotta go thru the weird bob phase first.

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Tossing around terms like "pansy" and "milf," implying somehow that someone shouldn't be taken seriously as a woman because of their haircut. Nah, this sucks.

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- Eh, lazy/outmoded normativity can be a source of humor, be it self-aware or in earnest.
  
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  Sounds like a post hoc justification.
  
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The 80s were a hell of a drug.

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Gorde with hair looks like EAZY-E in space.

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- Who looks like EAZY-E?
  
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  Sorry, "Geordi"
  
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What the 80s did to some motherfuckers

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As a bald man, I support this.

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