Jagr means hunter Drumpf means drum (connotates a war drum)the fl suffix indicates a flourish either literally (like a flower) or metaphorically like a parade. Jagrdrumpfl would be "The Hunter Wardrum Parade"
"Hey buddy, can you grab me my screwdriver?""Sure dad!"nervous sweating as he realizes he can't pick it up
You forgot the saddest part. Philip's last name was Robertson, who didn't take it too well. Now he's got a flat head
... That would be sonic again which we have established as laaaaam0r. ಠ_ಠPretty sure Thor can control lightning with the thing, no?
"Whosoever holds this screwdriver, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." -Odin, probably
This reads like a classic blunder