1d ago

Starfleet HR was constantly having to talk to Martian crewmembers about appropriate workplace banter

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Damn it Bobby
- He sells oxygen and oxygen accessories.
Here comes the juice!
- oh lawd he commin!
  
  now i want to see someone edit this gif into a really fat cat waddling away from the police chase but i have not the skills. i gotta look that up/
  
  Dang it, OJ
More Expanse crossovers, please.
- Someone needs to do Yar and Miller next.
  
  Sounds like a Buddy Space Cop show, and I would watch the crap out of it.
  
  Be the change you want to see in the fediverse. All it takes is a paint program, a bad idea, and some time.
IIRC in the books they shit their pants often, if you sit in your crash couch wrong the G forces can push on your intestines causing you to shit your pants. So pucker up might be literal.
- "pucker up" also sounds like the ordinary g straining maneuver that is trained to current fighter pilots.
- Buddy was so embarrassed that he shit himself that he had a stroke
  
  And the first dude to do it was too embarrassed to turn around and come back.
Starfleet HR
- Seems like a US-centric (or rather corporate centric, German HR isn't too different from US one's, both serving the "Protect the company from employees"-role) interpretation of Trek, but I still think it's amusing
  
  Star Trek is an American show. What do you expect?

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