if aliens come to America we will have to explain why we killed them in so many movies
if aliens come to America we will have to explain why we killed them in so many movies
They’re a bit like face huggers, aren’t they?
Face… huggers?
Oh, you know. Like Alien. The horror movie Alien.
There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
− Doctor Who
26ReplyMaybe they're already here and haven't made contact for this very reason.
9ReplyJust tell them "killing is how we humans deal with fear, and new things and ideas cause humans a lot of fear. Act accordingly".
9ReplyNo we won't. They'll be dead.
7ReplyOur new overlords will understand, as they eradicate us like pests.
3ReplyJon Stewart already covered this topic in is America (The Audiobook) book.
Listed many movies we killed them in while talking to an alien and summed it up by saying we killed you guy a lot.
3ReplyWould it be more or less awkward if the aliens also had movies where they killed beings that looked just like humans?
2ReplyLook, guys. The aliens in those movies were very mean.
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