Now that's impressive
Now that's impressive
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"Three one-pump-chumps, eh?"
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So someone got sloppy thirds
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LilianParkerLily Phillips.......... Is that you?Edit: got the pornstar name wrong.
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"On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that."
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How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.
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How did you get that from the meme?
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The joke is that it's implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her
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Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.
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Yeah, I wouldn't date a guy who mismanages his time like that either
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Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?
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"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot".
LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it's easier to hide.
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