2d ago

The devil made me do it

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Exactly! https://youtu.be/CBC2OCXceV8
No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.
It was a dangerous time for me.
- That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I'd eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.
The only thing holding me back from having way too many deviled eggs, is being too lazy and impatient to prepare all the deviled eggs Id want.
- Well that and my weight loss project 🤷
- Also the price of them little fuckers.
The voices are right.
If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.
- Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?
  
  If a golden goose lays a golden egg, then a deviled chicken should lay a deviled egg.
  But I’ve never heard of a scrambled chicken.
  Does a chicken salad lay an egg salad?
This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.
Gross.
- My sentiments exactly. I always figured they were deviled because the devil created those nasty monstrosities.
  
  I just spinkle smoked paprika onto a hard boiled egg and skip doing whatever it is done to the yolk that turns it vile.
The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.
Ever tried siracha deviled eggs? Or with grey puopon? I wonder what the price of eggs are now....
- I tried sriracha ones, they were bomb! Regular cheap eggs are about $3 per dozen where I’m at, so totally doable.
Rookie numbers.
Truth!
- absolutely.
  the 'jell-o shot' of appetizers.

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