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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

kewwwi @lemmy.world

12 mo. ago • 95%

I don't know how to title this

68 comments

record scratch

You're probably wondering how I got here.

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- Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed
  
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  Onto your coworkers face
  
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- This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black's "if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
  
  It doesn't make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn't have the context to know if that's the right explanation, so while you're driving to work and going about your day it's still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.
  
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  4H doesn't really make sense if you're from an area where it's a big thing, but I've known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who's a doctor debt free because of a steer.
  
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- Baba O'Riley plays
  
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As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

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- foolproof? There aren't even any latches on this cover! Who wrote these requirements?!
  
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Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.

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- As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet
  
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  I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.
  
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- One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.
  
  I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.
  
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  Yes I've heard of this "hovering" phenomenon. Curious.
  
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That litter box should have been changed a while ago. Poor cat

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- Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.
  
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  As funny as this is, I concur. Also... why were they taking a picture? Kinda concerns me that they may have intentionally pushed the box top over to tip the cat
  
  But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Idk.
  
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"Politician interact with voters after election"

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Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:

Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)

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- Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it
  
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The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat's owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.

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- Kinda' looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.
  
  Why it'd put so much weight outward is a whole damn question, though... The before picture was probably funny, too.
  
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- You'd think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.
  
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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm sick, and I might die from laughing.

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Cat-Ass-Trophy (say it fast)

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Looks like a Renaissance statue.

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- A fountain in Rome
  
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lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost

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- This one is acceptable for cross posting actually
  
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Live stream.

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- Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.
  
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This is a work of art

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Is your opossum ok?

Also, this would belong to !pissposting@lemmy.world

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It speaks for itself, honestly.

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COMPETITIVE PISSING

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- CHALLENGE PISSING
  
  If you can piss 10 ft straight up and not get wet, you get a free car.
  
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All hail the cat fountain

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You can title "cat" and it would be enough.Allthough very funny and a firsr for me it's also not surprising at all.

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Is he taking the piss??

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- I believe he's spreading it
  
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I'd call it "perfection"

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- “Purrfection”
  
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Weeeeeeeeeee!

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Cool trickshot

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Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.

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The fountain of life

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The world rn

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Midstream fall.

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NSFW?

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- Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
  
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"Pissing myself laughing" MFs be like

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I bet that smells terrific.

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Catteken-Pis

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A good opportunity to learn about projectile motion.

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"Un fount de piss"

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- - R. Mutt
  
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- This actually reminds me of Tub Girl
  
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The cat version of sitting down on the toilet only to find out the hard way that the seat is up

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My first thought upon seeing this image was that it reminded me of tubgirl.

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cat.exe has stopped working

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I wouldn't either, what a weirdo!

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If Monday was a picture.

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This gives me vibes of one of these shock images from the olden days. Not goatse.

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- I immediately thought of tubgirl.
  
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  Tubcat
  
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"Could this human clean the litter box more often?"

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It's like some kind of fucked up art

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Continuous Delivery

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Tournip fountain

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