Everybody is crowded around small tables eating overpriced food, wearing fresh clothes to match the generation younger than them.

Ah yes, would you like to hold hands as we walk down the sidewalk with human feces on it? Maybe next week we can have dinner in Palo Alto where we can take a stroll across the parking lots.

"It's still worth living here", say the locals, whose life experiences clearly differ from mine.

Who knows. Maybe some people actually like the roleplay.