Lil shop of horrors
Lil shop of horrors
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This joke gets better every time someone posts it.
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I'm gonna repost it next week.
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Everyone knows the best jokes are only told once and then never again.
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I call the third week of March 2027. Assuming we're all still alive.
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Funny comment, you should go post it on reddit.
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"Yeah, I already bought stuff from Wish, unfortunately"
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I'ma just take it across the street.
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That's not capitalism. It's libertarianism.
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No even if you avoid state intervention capitalism is still all bout accumulation of profits divorced from any harm caused.
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Well there’s your problem. You don’t know what either one of those is.
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Shopkeeper: These wares are mildly cursed, you fool!
Me: Yeah, I mean, I know about microplastics.
"No you fool, my goods will inflict suffering on you."
" Oh please I know all about the spiritual vacuum caused by materialistic desire."
"You fool, your have doomed yourself!"
"Look, I know, but it's the end of the month. It's buy now, pay later or nothing.'