Benzene the Chemistry Dog will ease your test anxiety
Benzene the Chemistry Dog will ease your test anxiety
touch benzene
get cancer
don't have to take exam
I see no downside
42He needs dog collar that looks like this:
26Wholesome and based.
17To be fair, when I took it CHEM 151 was pretty ruff.
Thanks for listening, this was fun. I’ll see myself out.
16Nothing to do with Purdue pharma, right?
4Assuming this refers to the Purdue University chemistry department, the two are not related, no. The company and the university both appear to have been founded by (different) guys named Purdue, that's all.
4Thanks, I thought that was the case, just wanted to check.
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I need a Benzene (Ben) Chemistry dog
3I love doggies but …
Awww the company responsible for ruining the lives of hundreds of thousands of people by pushing opioids brought a dog.
1Lol, students are so pathetic these days. Can't take a damn test without a doggo. How do these people even function when they encounter any other stressful situation without one around?
-18You may realize that the students would have still written the test if the dog wasn't there.
The dog isn't necessary, it just makes a stressful situation slightly better, so the students don't end up as miserable as you.
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