Florida surgeon general admits he banned vaccine mandates based on vibes.
Florida surgeon general admits he banned vaccine mandates based on vibes.

Florida surgeon general admits he banned vaccine mandates based on vibes

In an interview on CNN, Dr. Joseph Ladapo said officials did not conduct any analyses to predict the impacts of killing off vaccine mandates.
"Hahaha, good one Onion, you got me...
Wait, it's NOT the Onion?!"
Fuck Florida. Fall into the ocean already.
Never has this been more relevant.
Florida is just gross. Dangling off in the ocean like that. Ew.
Maybe if we all get out and push?
Hop in the truck, we're headed down there.
I'm in. Who's with us!
Are we sure we want to pollute the surface ocean with an entire Florida? Send ‘em to the bottom of the Mariana Trench instead, let the pressure down there straighten ‘em out.
The planet is already working on it. Let's just help speed things along.