language learning

Wait, are first 2 steps mandatory? What if I don't have wife and kids, can I still learn arabic?

You may divorce and abandon someone else's wife and kids in a scenario like yours.
- If you can't make a broken family at home, store-bought is fine.

Arabic is a very fragmented language though how do you decide which dialect to learn? Spanish has a lot of variants too but they're all pretty much still mutually intelligible. I've heard that's not so true for Arabic.

Usually if you're learning Arabic for religious reasons, it's going to be Modern Standard Arabic or MSA.
- How readable is the Quran in modern Arabic? Or is it translated?

Is it better than python?

all languages are.
- java? javascript? c++? c? what are you talking about and i don't even like python that much
- This guy over here doesn't even know about java.
Does anyone here speak python? I need some help
- Welcome to Python 3.13's help utility! If this is your first time using Python, you should definitely check out the tutorial at https://docs.python.org/3.13/tutorial/.
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