Champagne sales are booming. But its taste could soon change forever — thanks to climate change
Champagne sales are booming. But its taste could soon change forever — thanks to climate change
Europe's soaring temperatures and increasingly volatile weather are sparking fears that France's Champagne region could become unsuitable for its production.
Oh fuck, we should do something about climate change lest our champagne taste should change.
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5The wealthy will just put a giant climate control bubble over the relevant regions of France to protect their interests ..
2Maybe we could call it the Arnault Sun Sphere
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Forget the taste. Why are sales booming? That’d be your problem.
3Luxury in general is booming.
Why ? Because inequalities are booming which means the poor are getting poorer but the rich are also getting richer and they are sitting their money on overpriced champagne.
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