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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

NegativeNull @lemmy.world

2w ago

PSA

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For Sisko men it’s in the blood.
- Sluttiest man of all time:
  
  Has so much charisma he made a baby with a prophet/wormhole alien.
- I mean Jake did land himself a Dabo girl at what, 16?
  
  That says more about the dabo girl than Jake.
  
  That does not get enough attention... Not great.
- A new "Sluttiest Man of All Time" has entered the spaceship
- oh... oh no. that makes Tuvix a half-slut.
  
  Also ... not the half you were thinking of ;)
How slutty is it to own a vineyard and winery with your name on the label?
- But its so tart
  
  tart
- You're proving my point here
  
  Yes, that was the idea.
- “Dill!”
So anyway I was giving it to her soup to nuts, course after course, tossed salads, amuse bouchés, I used my whole mise en place that night and the whole place smelled of it. Real night to remember.
- What color?
basic human skill
--> Slut
Checks out actually.
WHAT?
\ So Gordan Ramsay is the town bicycle?
\ Jamie Oliver has always been a hussy?
\ Guy Fieri is a JoyToy?
\ GASP
\ Anthony fucking Bourdain was a thot?
- I mean, one's breakthrough was literally called Naked Cooking, one had the world's most famous theory about the schlong of Ernest Hemingway, and one..was....born in Scotland? 🤷
  Also, Guy Fieri is obviously a total ketchup skank, so there's that
- Hexclad has a new(?) commercial where Ramsay is in it and meets Pete Davidson. Davidson says most celebrities are aliens.
Yeah, but every time I try to cook for an audience I get yelled at: "Hey you don't work here, get out of the kitchen!"
It’s putting meat in your body. I mean come on.
- Glares are you in Vulcan.
- TIL that vegans and vegetarians can't cook. Or be sluts.
  
  You’ll pick any old chance to grind that axe, eh?
I'm a bit of a slut then...
Riker manoeuvre over a hot stove
Sluttiest? Oof, I've known some....Far past "slutty" men, then.
This is the first time in my life when I suddenly got the impulse to print out and frame a twitter screenshot
Between the hair, the cooking, and the fireplace in his quarters…

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