Golden Ruletriever
Golden Ruletriever
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I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that
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Im not on hinge, and have never thought of myself as a golden retriever or any other kind of dog..
But if a girl says to me "bark for me, dog" you bet your ass i'm woofin' up a storm
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bark for me, dawg
cannon fire
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See the issue is that's considered a big strong masculine dog, so chuds self-identify with the strength part. if you're looking for puppyboys, you're looking for guys who self describe as like a corgi or a terrier.
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Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?
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They aren't. They're considered to be affable goofballs, like Mr. Peanutbutter.
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Look I don't wanna spend too long breaking this down but there's a reason Air Bud is a Golden Retriever and not a cute lil Dachshund.
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big? well they're not small, i'll give this part a pass
strong? on account of not being small they're also not weak, but on the scale of dogs no they're not strong
masculine? yes, the good kind
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Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner
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Mines a possum <3
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I've been called a golden retriever, and I'd absolutely bark!
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Good bean!
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Unfortunate...
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Speak for yourself... woof.