Top comment decides next move, legal or not | day 69: Because the save is corrupted, C7 changes to the opposite colour

Pawn C7, now a white pawn, advances to Blacks back row. It tries to turn into a Queen, but due to corruption of it's metadata from the previous move, turns into a MissingNo.

Wait, legal is an option? So e2 to e4

Black queen declares the pawn on C7 impostor and ejects it into space

Kings merge to form the great grey king

E2 takes off disguise to reveal true identity, a banana.

Black queen teleports behind white queen. White queen says "nani‽"

both sides are in check mate

b4 gets scaled up to quadruple its size (every other field in the same row/column remains at its regular size)

K-141 Kursk surfaces at f5

C7 to H8 and it spawns 2 queens on the same square

The kings, experiencing sexual tension from being boxed in together, end up kissing sloppy style

A fide arbitor comes by and does the least possible number of changes to make this a legal game again