Every time I make biscuits from a can
Every time I make biscuits from a can
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Biscuits come from a can
\ They were put there by a man
\ In a factory downtown-
Exactly what I opened the comments to post!
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The best defense is an aggressive offense. Before you even mess with the peel, WHOMP! them several times (as needed) against the edge of the counter, or better yet a corner, which is more likely to break through the wrap and bust them open. They can't startle you if you startle them.
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I love it when weird usa products are in memes, I get to play detective in the comments to figure out what it is and why it's funny.
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Here in the UK you can get some home-bake pastry tubes that look identical to that and you also twist open them. Things like a roll of proto-pan au chocolat or the big raw cinnamon roll. You just slice them up and cook
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Huh, fair enough. I did not know that.
I've been doing my shops online with the vegan filters on since the pandemic, so I really have no idea what else is being sold in our supermarkets now. Hoping they make a vegan version of that chocolate croissant one soon tho.
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I don't make these anymore, and when we did, had to ask someone with better nerves to open them. But I had a friend who had a great story about the canned biscuits. She went shopping and was waiting in the car, for her husband to finish shopping at a different store. Got sleepy, leaned her seat way back and went to sleep. Windows down, and it's hot here. She wakes to a loud pop, thinks it's a gunshot - feels her head, it's all gooey, she thinks she has been shot and is in so much shock she has no pain. It was the biscuits. They exploded and got in her hair.
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That’s an episode of mythbusters!
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It was not that lady, it's happened more than once? That is crazy. Same lady had a cat that could open the door by swinging on the doorknob, and a terraced yard that bluejays controlled the upper levels of and terrorized said cat, AND an ex who was a source of many awful but interesting stories as well.
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My trick is to shout HIYA really loud when I open it. I did learn to warn people I am going to do this first, so they don’t drop a cheese plate and then chase you with a broom.
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Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?
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I'm going to share with you the only way to open canned biscuits that's full proof.
Pull off some of the outer paper. Just a bit.
Next place the canned biscuits in a bowl or tray of some kind.
Next. Poor a little water on the canned biscuits.
The water will eventually seep in enough and the cardboard will break up and POP!
But it won't happen immediately.
So you can leave the room and wait for the pop at a safe distance.
You are all welcome.
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This can be avoided by making scratch biscuits lol
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how I open them:
BANG 💥 BANG 💥 BANG 💥 POP!!! -
Every Sunday morning the kitchen became The Hurt Locker.
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That's the same way you open a bisexualg
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I could have sworn there was a mod for one of the GTA games that replaces the model/skin of the grenades with can of biscuit dough. You'd throw it, it'd roll and do nothing for a sec, then there would be no actual explosion, but that muffled splat sound the cans make and some dough would squeeze out from the seams.
...but the everything else responded normally as they would to a grenade; so a can of biscuit dough popping would still send people ragdolling away from it, cause cars to explode, etc.
Maybe it was just a parody gif someone made and not an actual mod? I can't find it. Q_Q
If that does actually exist, it needs to be such that when a dough-nade goes off, every affected human or npc needs to emit one of the giggling sounds from the pillsbourghy (sp?) doughboy being poked, from the commericals.
Just like uh, replace the human pain cries and screams for like 5 to 10 seconds, with an array of soundclips of the doughboy giggling.
The initial pain cry from the blast, any subsequent pain cries from ragdolling over shit, for 5 to 10 seconds.