"I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes"
"I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes"
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"Suddenly, the land on your side of the river spontaneously turns to lava. What do you do?"
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seduce the lava, of course
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The DM, sporting a hollowed eyed thousand yard stare, slowly reached for the bottle and the large pack of painkillers. It took three party members to hold them down until the ambulance arrived with the sedatives.
Edit: But also, that's kinda hot.
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Find out in the next season of our campaign: "Survival in the Lands of Lava". DM weeps quietly.
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Much like good moderators or party healers, the never-ending work of DMs is grossly underappreciated.
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"What if I stab the river in the mouth?"
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Is that a fecking Chick Tract?
https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046
the parody adds so much more flavour though: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTtpi7gJO7XOBoFSiLAYjrfR6n9odNG9y
Oh I remember this! I also remember struggling to figure out if it was satire or not.
And also remember being super pissed about reaching Level 8 with my mage and not being invited into a witches' coven. What the frick??
Thanks for sharing, I really enjoyed that. The decreasingly suppressed lesbian subtext was brilliant.