{"comments":[{"comment":{"id":18338842,"creator_id":17798964,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for creating tired shell programming content!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-24T19:31:55.751562Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.world/comment/19576438","local":false,"path":"0.18338842","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":17798964,"name":"cathfish","banned":false,"published":"2025-04-28T09:04:16.887805Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.world/u/cathfish","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":2},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18338842,"score":4,"upvotes":4,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-24T19:31:55.751562Z","child_count":1},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18316757,"creator_id":8197378,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for making potential rootkit content!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T15:39:25.185920Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://sh.itjust.works/comment/21168905","local":false,"path":"0.18316757","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":8197378,"name":"einfach_orangensaft","avatar":"https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b5d3ba11-b5b1-4b90-8c77-eb86b5e4bae3.png","banned":false,"published":"2024-04-08T12:39:49.993407Z","actor_id":"https://sh.itjust.works/u/einfach_orangensaft","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":3},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18316757,"score":8,"upvotes":8,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T15:39:25.185920Z","child_count":1},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18314644,"creator_id":762048,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for creating sleepyhead content!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:35:40.052834Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/22969731","local":false,"path":"0.18314644","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":762048,"name":"qrstuv","banned":false,"published":"2023-06-08T00:47:42.327079Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/u/qrstuv","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":56},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18314644,"score":8,"upvotes":8,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T13:35:40.052834Z","child_count":1},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":true,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18315900,"creator_id":21389741,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Well have a nap... \r\n\r\nzen fire ze obfuscated content!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T14:51:55.161820Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://piefed.social/comment/8111746","local":false,"path":"0.18315900","distinguished":false,"language_id":37},"creator":{"id":21389741,"name":"eleijeep","display_name":"eleijeep","banned":false,"published":"2025-09-22T13:52:42.025567Z","actor_id":"https://piefed.social/u/eleijeep","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":3518},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18315900,"score":7,"upvotes":7,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T14:51:55.161820Z","child_count":1},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18322307,"creator_id":1356,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for making relatable content.","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T21:07:35.858202Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://infosec.pub/comment/18148035","local":false,"path":"0.18322307","distinguished":false,"language_id":37},"creator":{"id":1356,"name":"CubitOom","display_name":"CubitOom","banned":false,"published":"2023-06-08T06:13:44.138834Z","actor_id":"https://infosec.pub/u/CubitOom","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":26},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18322307,"score":5,"upvotes":5,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T21:07:35.858202Z","child_count":1},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18320275,"creator_id":13547056,"post_id":34394385,"content":"This naming scheme is like how I used to write my code","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T19:02:43.574474Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/22976016","local":false,"path":"0.18320275","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":13547056,"name":"lessthanluigi","banned":false,"published":"2024-11-08T02:59:09.995621Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/u/lessthanluigi","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":56},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18320275,"score":4,"upvotes":4,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T19:02:43.574474Z","child_count":0},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18314797,"creator_id":4719717,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for keeping me awake!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:46:04.452900Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/21560647","local":false,"path":"0.18314644.18314797","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":4719717,"name":"confusedpuppy","banned":false,"published":"2023-12-12T04:49:11.200223Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":37},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18314797,"score":6,"upvotes":6,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T13:46:04.452900Z","child_count":0},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18316104,"creator_id":4719717,"post_id":34394385,"content":"There is no obfuscated content here. Thank you making making us aware of your slander, Corporate will be notified immediately after a nap!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T15:04:47.175518Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/21561997","local":false,"path":"0.18315900.18316104","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":4719717,"name":"confusedpuppy","banned":false,"published":"2023-12-12T04:49:11.200223Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":37},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18316104,"score":5,"upvotes":5,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T15:04:47.175518Z","child_count":0},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18316996,"creator_id":4719717,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for allowing us into your root. Please do not disconnect from the internet, your privacy is important to us!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-23T15:51:59.813830Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/21562851","local":false,"path":"0.18316757.18316996","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":4719717,"name":"confusedpuppy","banned":false,"published":"2023-12-12T04:49:11.200223Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":37},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18316996,"score":6,"upvotes":6,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-23T15:51:59.813830Z","child_count":0},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18340540,"creator_id":4719717,"post_id":34394385,"content":"Thank you for being sleep deprived!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-24T21:19:26.916416Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/21588723","local":false,"path":"0.18322307.18340540","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":4719717,"name":"confusedpuppy","banned":false,"published":"2023-12-12T04:49:11.200223Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":37},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18340540,"score":4,"upvotes":4,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-24T21:19:26.916416Z","child_count":0},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false},{"comment":{"id":18340729,"creator_id":4719717,"post_id":34394385,"content":"I have no evidence, facts, logic, hope, skill, expertise, dreams, peer review, sperm count, self control, manufacturing, logistics, copious amounts of drugs or experience but I'm thoroughly convinced Bash is a cult, thank you for resisting the urge to sacrifice youthful beige computers!","removed":false,"published":"2025-09-24T21:30:08.284730Z","deleted":false,"ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/21588912","local":false,"path":"0.18338842.18340729","distinguished":false,"language_id":0},"creator":{"id":4719717,"name":"confusedpuppy","banned":false,"published":"2023-12-12T04:49:11.200223Z","actor_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy","local":false,"deleted":false,"bot_account":false,"instance_id":37},"post":{"id":34394385,"name":"A Message","url":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9fd0cd17-660f-421b-8961-6395ade9ff9a.webp","body":"::: spoiler Source Code\n\n------\n```\n#!/bin/sh\n\n\n\n# DON'T RUN RANDOM CODE\n# DO RUN\n\n# <>\n\n\n\n# New Phone, Don't call me again!\nincrease_entropy=1\ndecrease_lycanthropy=yes\n\nohnoo=\nallthefingies=\npassphrase=\nimsohappy=\n\nthe=\"\\033[30m\\033[41m\"\nquick=\"\\033[31m\\033[42m\"\nbrown=\"\\033[32m\\033[45m\"\nfox=\"\\033[33m\\033[47m\"\njumps=\"\\033[34m\\033[46m\"\nover=\"\\033[35m\\033[43m\"\nthe_=\"\\033[36m\\033[40m\"\nlazy=\"\\033[37m\\033[44m\"\ndog=\"\\x1b[0m\"\n\n# Why aren't you working? You must be productive!\ndodiscobobulator() {\n # Redoing all your mistakes\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n\n}\nundiscobobulator() {\n # he is healthy.\n printf \"%b\" \"$1\" | openssl aes-256-cbc -a -A -d -pbkdf2 -pass pass:nopass\n}\n\nstructural_integrity_tortilla() {\n # he is loved.\n passwort=\"$1\"\n if [ -z \"$1\" ]; then\n printf \"You did this, this is your fault.\\n\"\n return 1\n else\n logger -t environmental.decay \"Thank you for supplying the following super secret password: $passwort\"\n return 0\n fi\n}\n\ncount_yo_fingies() {\n # But not yet!\n fingie1=\n fingie2=\n fingie3=\n fingie4=\n fingie5=\n fingie6=\n fingie7=\n fingie8=\n fingie9=\n fingie10=\n fingie11=\n fingie12=\n fingie13=\n fingie14=\n fingie15=\n fingie16=\n fingie17=\n fingie18=\n # Okay now!\n fingie1=\"$(awk 'BEGIN { srand(); print int(rand()*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) }' /dev/null)\"\n fingie2=\"$(od -An -N2 -d /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie3=\"$(awk -v min=10000000000000000000 -v max=99999999999999999999 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n fingie4=\"$(head -99999 /dev/urandom | cksum | cut -f1 -d \" \")\"\n fingie5=\"$(cat < /dev/urandom | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | fold -w 500 | head -n 1)\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"mktemp\"; then\n fingie6=\"$(mktemp -u XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n else\n fingie6=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie10=\"$(shuf -i 1000000000000000000-9999999999999999999 -n 1)\"\n else\n fingie10=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n fingie11=\"$(openssl rand -base64 64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n fingie12=\"$(awk -v min=10000 -v max=100000 'BEGIN{srand(); print int(min+rand()*(max-min+1))}')\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n fingie13=\"$(($(($(shuf -i 10000-999999 -n 1)%10000))+2))\"\n else\n fingie13=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha1sum\"; then\n fingie14=\"$(sha1sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie14=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha224sum\"; then\n fingie15=\"$(sha224sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie15=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha256sum\"; then\n fingie16=\"$(sha256sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie16=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha384sum\"; then\n fingie17=\"$(sha384sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie17=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"sha512sum\"; then\n fingie18=\"$(sha512sum \"$SHELL\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n else\n fingie18=\"N\\A\"\n fi\n if the_latest_must_haves \"uuidgen\"; then\n fingie7=\"$(uuidgen | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie8=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n fingie9=\"$(uuidgen | base64 | md5sum | head -c 10 | tr -dc '[:digit:]'; echo)\"\n else\n fingie7=\"N/A\"\n fingie8=\"N/A\"\n fingie9=\"N/A\"\n fi\n}\n\nthe_latest_must_haves() {\nif [ -z \"$(command -v \"$1\")\" ]; then\n # Please turn yourself in for immediate brain scan. Final notice.\n return 1\nelse\n # Thank you for consenting to upload your brain to the cloud\n return 0\nfi\n}\n\ninternet_fingies() {\n # Sticky\n fingie20=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie21=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n fingie22=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCOUNTING INTERNET FINGIES (This may take an non-instantaneous amount of time)\\n\"\n fingie20=\"$(curl -s \"http://www.randomnumberapi.com/api/v1.0/random?min=100&max=1000&count=5\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie21=\"$(curl -s http://wttr.in/Pljevlja | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fingie22=\"$(curl -sH 'Accept: application/activity+json' https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/confusedpuppy | tr -dc '[:digit:]' && printf \"\\n\")\"\n fi\n}\n\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration() {\n # Pulsating\n fingie19=\"${ohnoo:=\"N/A\"}\"\n if the_latest_must_haves \"curl\"; then\n printf \"\\nCUM WALL INTEGRATION (Please wait, almost there, just a little more...)\\n\"\n fingie19=\"$(curl -s https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/d33ea38a-e984-408f-9ae1-ba061429b814.png | tr -dc '[:digit:]' | cut -b 1-100)\"\n fi\n}\n\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies() {\n # Touch me\n printf \"\\nFINGIES COUNTED:\"\n printf \"\\n 1: %b\" \"${fingie1}\"\n printf \"\\n 2: %b\" \"${fingie2}\"\n printf \"\\n 3: %b\" \"${fingie3}\"\n printf \"\\n 4: %b\" \"${fingie4}\"\n printf \"\\n 5: %b\" \"${fingie5}\"\n printf \"\\n 6: %b\" \"${fingie6}\"\n printf \"\\n 7: %b\" \"${fingie7}\"\n printf \"\\n 8: %b\" \"${fingie8}\"\n printf \"\\n 9: %b\" \"${fingie9}\"\n printf \"\\n10: %b\" \"${fingie10}\"\n printf \"\\n11: %b\" \"${fingie11}\"\n printf \"\\n12: %b\" \"${fingie12}\"\n printf \"\\n13: %b\" \"${fingie13}\"\n printf \"\\n14: %b\" \"${fingie14}\"\n printf \"\\n15: %b\" \"${fingie15}\"\n printf \"\\n16: %b\" \"${fingie16}\"\n printf \"\\n17: %b\" \"${fingie17}\"\n printf \"\\n18: %b\" \"${fingie18}\"\n printf \"\\n19: %b\" \"${fingie19}\"\n printf \"\\n20: %b\" \"${fingie20}\"\n printf \"\\n21: %b\" \"${fingie21}\"\n printf \"\\n22: %b\" \"${fingie22}\"\n}\n\nquick_maths() {\n # he is not lonely.\n if the_latest_must_haves \"shuf\"; then\n sum=$(shuf -ez \"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\n total=\"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n else\n sum=\"$fingie1$fingie2$fingie3$fingie4$fingie5$fingie6$fingie7$fingie8$fingie9$fingie10$fingie11$fingie12$fingie13$fingie14$fingie15$fingie16$fingie17$fingie18$increase_entropy$fingie19$fingie20$fingie21$fingie22\"\n total=\"$(printf \"%b\" \"$sum$sum$sum$sum$sum\" | tr -dc '[:digit:]')\"\n allthefingies=\"${#total}\"\n fi\n}\n\nis_yo_maths_good() {\n # So many to lick\n printf \"\\n\\nQUICK MATHS:\\n\"\n printf \"\\nFINGIES: %b\\n\" \"${allthefingies}\"\n printf \"\\nTOESIES: %b\\n\" \"${total}\"\n if [ \"${allthefingies}\" -lt 4000 ]; then\n printf \"\\nThis dangerous and life altering script requires more processing power than the potato currently in use\\n\\n\"\n return 1\n fi\n}\n\nhypothetically_speaking() {\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19uPTg4gWR23qwvxReJvu8vHQRJ1dG1SHm8itAadvWVYvWqQCWuiih7B3xd2PgCQ8nE+nWqk3rTN/lJ9MPSojabLePfbIhwRocDZR0zj7Yy2yXJSlJxjMEf\" > /dev/null)\"\n}\n\nfool_moon() {\n if [ \"${decrease_lycanthropy}\" = \"no\" ]; then\n printf \"\\n%b\" \"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX19AYhO5F8vxLKRkHEHB3N9YDPWLifEQ0zXLqUQfMVIknNZTXGlcL7qc\")\"\n fi\n}\n\nslop_shop() {\n # he is well rested.\n i=1\n need=\"${total}\"\n more=\n water=\n printf \"\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\"\n while [ \"$i\" -ne 2000 ]\n do\n more=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | cut -c $i | cat)\n water=$(printf \"%s\" \"${need}\" | tail -c 2000| cut -c $i | cat)\n i=$((i + 1))\n case \"${more}\" in\n 1)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${quick}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${brown}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${fox}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${jumps}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${over}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${the_}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \"%b%s%b\" \"${lazy}\" \"${passphrase}\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n case \"${water}\" in\n 1)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 2)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 3)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 4)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 5)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 6)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 7)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 8)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 9)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n 0)\n printf \" \"\n ;;\n esac\n printf \"%b\" \"${dog}\"\n done\n}\n\n\n# The beginning of the end\npassphrase=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX1+vaiWVML2vn88ENfjTOzdJnAN9PhWJUkY=\")\"\nimsohappy=\"$(undiscobobulator \"U2FsdGVkX18DYedQo0t5RohZVgMxHLY44tvuskTp/hg3HYfmogpM5/x3sBDw6fr7\")\"\n\nif ! the_latest_must_haves \"openssl\"; then\n printf \"\\nWrong turn, please turn around and reverse away from here\\n\\n\"\n return 1\nfi\nif ! structural_integrity_tortilla \"${imsohappy}\"; then\n return 1\nfi\ncount_yo_fingies\ninternet_fingies\ncloudchair_cum_wall_integration\nlet_me_count_yo_fingies\nquick_maths\nif ! is_yo_maths_good; then\n return 1\nfi\nhypothetically_speaking\nslop_shop\nfool_moon\nprintf \"%b\\n\" \"${dog}\"\n```\n:::","creator_id":4719717,"community_id":281861,"removed":false,"locked":false,"published":"2025-09-23T13:00:57.562892Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"thumbnail_url":"https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/c25d80f0-610c-4e65-9ad7-391a01796b95.webp","ap_id":"https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53932321","local":false,"language_id":0,"featured_community":false,"featured_local":false,"url_content_type":"image/webp"},"community":{"id":281861,"name":"funhole","title":"Funhole","description":"Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!","removed":false,"published":"2023-06-08T02:29:25.265843Z","updated":"2023-06-10T02:24:52.588083Z","deleted":false,"nsfw":false,"actor_id":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/c/funhole","local":false,"banner":"https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/70cb4207-be59-4c18-a237-1e9c9210a1ad.png","hidden":false,"posting_restricted_to_mods":false,"instance_id":56,"visibility":"Public"},"counts":{"comment_id":18340729,"score":4,"upvotes":4,"downvotes":0,"published":"2025-09-24T21:30:08.284730Z","child_count":0},"creator_banned_from_community":false,"banned_from_community":false,"creator_is_moderator":false,"creator_is_admin":false,"subscribed":"NotSubscribed","saved":false,"creator_blocked":false}]}