They Pump So Much Stuff Into Those Beautiful Little Babies by Donald J. Trump
They Pump So Much Stuff Into Those Beautiful Little Babies by Donald J. Trump
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They Pump So Much Stuff Into Those Beautiful Little Babies
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Trump is an expert at pumping things into children.
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK582757/
A few studies have reported a small increased chance for problems such as attention deficit disorder (ADHD) and autism when a person had a fever in pregnancy, especially if the fever was untreated. As there can be many things that affect future behavior and learning for a child, it is hard to know if a fever, underlying infection, underlying medical condition, or other factors were the cause of these problems.
Further, there might be other factors related to acetaminophen use, such as fevers (which are known to cause increased rates of neurodevelopmental delays).
Guess we're about to do a large society-wide experiment to prove whether high untreated fevers during pregnancy lead to developmental delays.
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you know what prevents fevers? vaccines.
boom.
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Thank you for posting the study I've been referencing as my theory for the basis of the Tylenol thing.
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My understanding is the main report this all revolves around only showed a possible link between heavy Tylenol usage during pregnancy and a slight increase in autism diagnosis.
Its basically a nothing burger that's been thrown out to distract from the attack on vaccines and our Healthcare, plus all other sorts of actually serious matters.
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For those that may not be aware, McSweeney's is a satirical quarterly that generally publishes absurdist humour. That they have published these remarks in full and absolutely verbatim is worth noting.
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Those beautiful little babies that used to have a three in five chance to see their fifth birthday. Until those evil woke scientists came and ruined everything.
They seem to bring up this specific fraction a lot. Hmm.