12h ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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Bus gloves to go with my bus pants
Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.
- You've missed your calling as an author of horror novels.
Always mesmerizing when a human goes full on thumb form.
- Boy, do I have a movie for you.
  
  Is it Thumb Wars?
- I felt like all of my various appendages retracted into my body all at once.
- I always get a lot of impressed looks when I pull out a severed hand that I use to hold the rail while I hold on to the wrist/upper arm. I can tell they’re all jealous.
  
  Lol what is this a reference to
If you had the choice, would you rather the railing be greasy or exceptionally sticky?
- When you're around a bunch of kids sometimes you get to experience both at the same time.
  
  The having my eyeballs directly coughed on in the middle of listening to a rambling narrative is probably what startled me most about kids, but I do love all the kids in my family regardless.
- That's a hard choice, but I think sticky is less concerning based on my limited understanding of the nature of various body fluids.
how does one achieve this physique
- By riding the bus with a reckless disregard for situational awareness apparently.
Some of the subway cars in my town still have carpet seats. I shall remain standing.
- That's somehow worse than a carpeted bathroom.
As I am 1,85 cm, I always try to grab a bar as high as possible, so it just hurts only a little bit to hold it. I have grease free handles most of the time!
- This is the lesson that I have learned today and in the hardest of ways.

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