Anti-Clickbait. Much more likely to actually make me click, though.
I always just used German.
Three words, six hundred forty letters, whole story.
Exactly. I wasnt quite that good, I usually did best when we decided to send a message at the end of a session and spent an hour optimizing it–i haven't played a rules heavy game since i was a kid.
I could see this being 5 words in german.
Same number of syllables though.
It would be a bit more: (this is real german btw.)
Beerdigungscrashende Frau schockiert auftragsmörderengagierenden Ehemann.
"Überraschung", sagt sie, "Ich lebe noch." Er ist jetzt inhaftiert.
They had a sting like this on the old tv show Cops.
This would be odd to wait all the way until the funeral before the big reveal.
Anti-Clickbait. Much more likely to actually make me click, though.