Be respectful

Proshanka!

It's not disrespect, little guy, it's just my knees ain't what they used to be.

Alternatively, pick up the shorty to bring them up to your eye level. They'll get to experience the world from a whole new perspective

Pashonka!

I can hear the singing

So, will this technique improve my social interactions? Is this what I've been doing wrong?

Kneel before me

Thank you.