11 mo. ago • 97%

The power is yours

59 comments

It wouldn’t be a Tumblr screenshot without also showing some other person reacting to the actual content.

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- And their reaction didn’t even add anything to it. Could have been cropped out completely and only made it better.
  
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  This is my new favorite comment.
  
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  Nonono, this is their favourite post in all the lands. It's not like they are indecent and often call other posts "their favourite post"
  
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I am a guy and I think this is great.

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But wait! There's morrrrre!

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- Stop. I can only get so erect.
  
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  You're going to love my nuts...
  
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If only it worked like that.. Unfortunately the stigma is far greater on the first victim's side, the response would lightly graze the asshole's reputation

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- if a guy claims he slept with someone but they deny it, is anyone really just going to take the guy for his word?
  
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  Completely depends on the girl.
  
  If she's considered to be of loose morals, people will believe the guy. If she's the teacher's pet and goes to Sunday services, she's getting the benefit of the doubt.
  
  I spent 15 years working with high school boys. This is how it played out every time with few exceptions. We saw it multiple times per year. Society might evolve but the locker room moves a lot slower. We kept focusing on respecting each other, consent and keeping your yap shut when you've done something private with a consenting partner to respect privacy. Kids don't listen.
  
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  it's human nature to believe what they hear first, this is sadly true
  
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I feel attacked right now.

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- You're not alone.
  
  If it ain't Zorbeez, I can't bust. What else has the power to absorb this much?!
  
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This is pure genius and not only I aprove of it, I will actively spread it.

A true gentleman does not talk about favours granted.

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FlexSeal spray on condoms. Put on a few extra coats to give it a little more girth.

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- spray on condoms are a thing that's actually been worked on
  
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  Why not a small vat that you dip your erection in and in solidifies around the penis fairly quickly?
  
  Imagine making sure that you lay enough coats of the spray-on with proper coverage to ensure that you actually are able to protect each other.
  
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Like captain planet, or something..

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this is genius

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Best would be "he wanted to have sex but when he warned me about his micropenis I was uncomfortable with the girth, it was too big for my tiny vagina."

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- Can we not shame people for things beyond their control or choices?
  
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  They chose to start the rumor
  
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- Like a can of tuna.
  
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- nah the guy spreading the rumor in the first place is the biggest piece of shit in this scenario, FAFO
  
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  Definitely, but telling lies in response is just sociopathic, which seems to jive with lots of folks online apparently.
  
  Downvote away but this is in no way a healthy response. Once again, showcasing the toxicity of people on lemmy. This place is a shit hole
  
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Ideally without the transphobic shit.

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- I don't think using someone's own insecurities against them because they were a jerk is quite the same as being truly hurtful to people who are actually going through mental distress.
  
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  Or is the former just being used as a cover for the latter?
  
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- Challenging the gender identity of a cisperson is not transphobic
  
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  yes that is a whole different kind of being an asshole. You don't get to cHaLLeNge the gender identity of anyone but yourself.
  
  the things said about the made up sexual encounter are clearly ment to demean or embarass the other person. Hence why it is transphobic.
  
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