The Winner Is You

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Lmao this is so fucking hilarious and sad.

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- That's what my girlfriend said when she first saw me naked.
  
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It's times like this, I can hear Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle:
"I expected nothing, and I'm STILL disappointed."

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Is that like a timeout? Or by unpaid time off, is this a cruel way of saying you’re fired?

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- Yes
  
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Is that their way of saying "you're fired"?

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Sad yank noises

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