Leave single beavers alone!

They never taught us counter beaver tactics in Cybersecurity. Possibly our nations greatest weak point.

I mean, shouldn't we have seen this coming by looking at his online dating profile?

Likes: Long walks on the beach, dismantling klepto-captialist infrastructure, building dams in small streams

B.C. stands for Beaver Country.

I love when nature fucks our shit up.

Usually its the other way around with us.

All the single beavers

All the single beavers

All the single beavers

All the single beavers.

If it was married, his partner would have talked them out of it

with that kind of resume he wont be single for long

they're just saying it wasn't the work of beaver supremacists.. lone beaver theory..

But they're in my area! If they want to be left alone, they should move on.

Single Beavers become radicalized.